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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 05:55

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

Could Patriots cut Stefon Diggs and owe him nothing? It’s complicated. - NBC Sports

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

How do I become an intelligent man?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Tariff news isn't good... - Daily Kos

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Molly Jong-Fast on Human Frailty and Unlearning Erica Jong’s Lessons - Literary Hub

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Gastroenterologist shares 5 early warning signs of poor liver health: From loss of appetite to dark patches on face - Hindustan Times

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.