What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:55

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
How do I become an intelligent man?
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.